My friend Dave sent this to me. He knew it would make me laugh (and it did). He's the greatest guy. He lived in Virginia and his BF lived in Colombia. They both emigrated to Canada, become citizens, then got married. They've recently moved into a new home. Life has been a bit of an adjustment for them, what with the economy and lack of jobs. But their love keeps them going. Anyway, I should ask what the name of the store is. You know, just in case I need a free top.