14 May 2011

Behr Update

Yes! I'm alive! And this picture - taken with Photobooth - proves I'm alive and well. I apologize for the long overdue update. Let's get to it:

Work has been....work. Some days are good and some days are s-l-o-w. It's the nature of the beast. At the end of April I took a day trip to the SF Bay area for a meeting where I did some system instruction and a little coaching, much to the chagrin of the woman in charge, I'm sure. It was a beautiful beautiful day. The meeting itself was in Walnut Creek and afterwards I traveled into the city where I met my favorite Bear. We grabbed some coffee, a snack for him, and went to a park. We talked and got sunburned. As simple as it sounds, it was perfect. I enjoy spending time with him. He's one of those phenomenal guys who just makes me happy.

Last night I did something I haven't done in years. I got a massage. A friend of mine who is a little down on his luck is a CMT. So I hired him - at a greatly reduced rate I might add - since I was having trouble with my shoulders and neck. He gave me a full-body massage and for the most part I enjoyed it. Now, I know that he and I have flirted in the past but it's my understanding that we both realize there isn't a romantic or even sexual vibe to our friendship. Anyhow, at one point during the massage I felt him stick his crotch on my hand...and he kept rubbing back and forth. I did not take the bait, so-to-speak. I just lay there with my hand open as he rubbed his dick across my palm (he was clothed, btw). I was a little disappointed that he did that; but not as disappointed that he also massaged my junk (but since I have some troubles in that area nothing happened). Geez I can't believe I just shared that! If he asked I'd tell him a few things he could do to make the experience more enjoyable: perhaps vacuum the carpet, find a space with more room, play some soothing music. I had to keep telling myself to relax into the pain rather than tensing up. He didn't really communicate much during the session - no "Oh you are tense" or "Relax and breathe deep" or even "My my my Scraps is a boy dog, isn't he?" Maybe I'm just too picky.

For the past month I've been living retail hell. For some time now I have had difficulties with my oven, which is separate from the cooktop. It's doing what it did when I moved into my house nearly 10 years ago: it heats up to the desired setting then starts beeping, flashing a code, and cooling down. I decided to go oven shopping and of course like all brain-washed Americans, I went to Sears. Replace a Kenmore with a Kenmore, right? So to give you the short version (ya'll know that's not easy for me to do!), I bought a new wall oven and cooktop, to be delivered and installed the first day of my vacation back at the end of April. The purchase was made on April 10. I was told the items were in stock. The following few weeks I kept getting phone calls indicating there were delays. Finally today....May 14...they are to be installed. I can understand why Sears is no longer the top retailer in the USA. Their customer service SUCKS. I had one rep hang up on me and another transferred me to God-knows-where. I am supposedly getting an "inconvenience gift card" from them but I'm not holding my breath. And even if I do get it, it won't calm me down from my pissed-offedness. Anyway, the installer's name is Jose. Major points right there. I hope he's hot. I was hoping it would be David, the guy who installed my washer/dryer last year. (I was just scanning my posts, thinking that I had blogged about it but evidently I kept the tattooed Hispanic god for my own personal fantasies!)

Oh and it's the oven/cooktop purchase that prevented me from taking additional time in SF. Ugh.

In three weeks I will once again be walking in the Arthritis Foundation's Let's Keep Moving walk to raise money and awareness for this debilitating disease. I usually wait until this time to start asking for donations; this was a mistake because at work we're in the middle of our Workplace Giving campaign. Ugh. I did give myself a shameless plug in my staff meeting yesterday. I'm sure I've mentioned this before but my mom has osteoarthritis and she's the reason I walk. Besides, it's a fun little event and this is the third year it will be at the Santa Monica pier. I haven't raised much money - enough to get the obligatory event t-shirt - but it's getting more and more difficult to raise funds. It's no wonder none of the diseases and conditions get cured. We all know the government isn't helping.

Earlier in the week I saw my doctor. Most of my numbers - kidney, blood sugar, cholesterol, blood pressure - were good. Only one number wasn't: my weight. Since becoming smoke-free back in August, I've gained weight. I know I need to do something; I just can't find the motivation. It doesn't help to have a mother who nags about it or friends who think they are my mother. I understand they love me and merely want me healthy and alive but I'm not exactly stupid. The scary thing is, I saw a friend of mine the other night and he kept telling me how hot I look. How are we supposed to do what's right - lose weight, eat correctly, exercise, et cetera - when the only time we're told we're hot is when we tip the scales at our heaviest?

Another strange thing: I've gained readers without posting! I'm not sure what that's about but for those of you who have joined - welcome!

To all my stalwart followers, thanks for hanging in there. Like I say in my picture above: I love you.

BEHR HUGS!


10 comments:

mistress maddie said...

What a great post Behr! I love getting massages. You feel so great afterwards. I go to a spa, but I have two friends that do them also, sort of the same sitution as yourself, but they ended up, well, messy! It a breeze blows the wrong way i get hard!!! But I understand where your coming from too. And the blogger thing is funny. I know when im gone and haven't posted, I still get comments and gain readers. Weird isn't it? Well, have a good weekend!

Cubby said...

Sorry to hear about poor Sears customer service. We've always had good experiences with them. I hope they actually make that delivery today and it all gets resolved.

Now let's see... You had a guy rubbing his cock on your hand and you pretended not to notice? I am hereby putting you on Gay Probation. Can you be rehabilitated? Perhaps I'll have to give you proper training someday :-)

Beartoast said...

Wish I was there to take you on a walk. And massage your junk. Did you mean the junk from Sears? Oh, that junk. I'm better with that. Not so good with ovens.

David Dust said...

Good to hear from you.

Ugh - I feel your pain about the weight. Why isn't there some kind of magic "inconvenience gift card" we could use when we become fat bastards?!?

And, btw, send David and Jose to my apartment PRONTO. I've got a few things that need their attention...

XOXOXOXO

SteveA said...

Thanks for sharing...especially about the part about the massage of your junk...that was funny! It's also amazing how the small things can make us happy e.g. walks in the park, the sun and a hot bear :)

Stan said...

Good to hear from you Mark! I'll be going shopping for a refrigerator soon and I'll be sure to avoid Sears.
I hear and feel your pain about the weight issue too. Hang in there I love YOU and your honesty. Hugs,
Stan

Wonder Man said...

Glad you felt comfortable sharing with us. It good to know how you are doing. I wonder what your friend was thinking? Does he want to try something new? Interesting. Maybe you could ask him about it.

Nik_TheGreek said...

Glad to hear you're OK. I love hearing from you.
Can I get the fund raising link for your work? Do you have it in fb? I'd like to chip in a bit...

CJ/Rick said...

I'm disappointed in you that you didn't bend him over the massage table and give him what he so wanted and deserved. I'm just too ticklish for a full body massage. A neck and shoulder job is all I can tolerate.
I've had TERRIBLE luck with purchases that have to be delivered and installed by Sears, Best Buy, and Circuit City. You wouldn't believe. But aren't you practical, just because you made a major purchase for the home you cut short a trip to SF. Now that's hot!

Anonymous said...

glad you're back, missed your blog.